Fractured Fantasy Dragon

I haven't drawn a dragon in seven years.
Those who know me personally will tell you how I loathe dragons. Why?
Because for some reason my parents thought I was in love with them and for a long time I kept getting dragons as presents for the holidays...until I finally told them how I'm not a dragon fanatic.
It's like if someone thought you liked monkeys and kept giving you monkey things. Where'd they get that idea?

ANYWAY, yes...behold the blue flames! And those lovely glowing blistery things. How else would you get blue fire? An oven?
And yes, I too want to know where I can get glowing red breast armor.